Time to Fuck like Rabbits
Todays randomness is dedicated to one of my best friends from the sunny state of California. You know who you are.
Okay so here I was sitting in the library looking for a new job, feeling completely uninspired and a little hopeless because I have no direction in my life when all of a sudden I get an e-mail from one of the most wonderful people in the world. Short and sweet it was only a couple sentences long but aluded to one of our spring time mantras while in school, especially our Junior year! I quote :
"Did that football player ever call you? Did I tell you I ran into the ITSS guy from Stanford (cute African guy) in the city a few weeks ago and we've been exchanging emails.... I really need to get my boy life up and running since it's SPRING and you know what that means! :)"
Oh, I know what that means!!! What is it about the Springtime? The weather warms up, there are flowers, people come out of their rooms and spend time in the sun, bathing suits, tanning oil, nearly naked... oh yeah and sex!!! I am certain that we are not unlike the rest of the animal kingdom and with the coming of spring! Yes, Spring is the time to "fuck like rabbits". It is the oppertune time to take advantage of the situation. I mean think about it... if you are in school, there are only a couple of months left before the summer starts and whoever you do IT with won't be seen for a whole three months thus reducing any awkwardness if things go wrong or if they go right you can spend the whole summer together in love, or at least until school starts again. If you aren't in school, hey hey why not go for it, the summer is coming up, so when you go on that week long vacation and hook up with someone else, you weren't together that long. Besides people having sex are just happier, something to do with they types of hormones released in the body, sympathetic and parasympathetic repsonses in the body, as well as a whole swell of neurotransmitters being released in the brain to make you feel, well you know how! After that long winter of being cooped up in one place, the rain, the snow, the cold, the flu... seeing another human being just gets the juices flowing and your loins aching. I know mine are. It is like once the temp hits 80 degrees the clothes start coming off and with that inhibition as well. SO if you have a sweetie, go ahead and do it! Grab them! Throw them over a chair, do it in a closet, make it fun an interesting because the summer will be here and then it will be too hot to have the kinky stuff. If you don't have a sweetie, well the clubs will be heating up and those guys you know they are on the prowl, so go work on your tan in that bikini (don't worry about the five pounds you gained over the winter, you will lose them with a couple nights of exercise. *wink wink*) . Put on that skirt and shirt that hug your curves and drink lots of alcohol because that is always fun... but be careful practice safer sex and keep your wits about you because it is a game and whoever has the most fun wins!!!! I am getting started tonight... Cmitie I am ready for my booty call ! :-)
